... A Guys Midnight Epiphanies ...

So like this bitch told me ...


Haaa... You thought I was gonna bitch about someone specifically didn't you? Suckaaa... Well no I'm not... Well maybe not... So it's almost been two weeks since I wrote a blog so I decided to hop on and babble about SOMETHING... Hmmm... So what's there to babble about?

Let's start off with my new camera... Well it's not so new anymore but still... I finally found out why all of my previous pictures were such crappy quality and so I've fixed it... Now it doesn't seem too bad... Not at all Anyway, since I got the camera I've been taking pictures non-stop and I'm pretty sure I'm starting to annoy people with it... Haha... Cares... Some moments only come around once and a picture could engrave that moment for a very long time Speaking of which I have also come across the wonders of Photoshop! Yes I know it's been around for awhile now... I did have it back in the day but I wanted it for a different use...

http://www.shadowness2.com/wallpaper...

That picture alone inspired me to learn how to play around with Photoshop... Unfortunately I failed miserably considering I have zero artistic skills... So I then removed the software and never looked back Until now... I notice that a lot of my photos have some 'ugly spots'... These include facial imperfections, bad shadow, red eye, Robin... So with the wonders of Photoshop all of these could be repaired/removed Hence all the new pictures coming up have a nice glow and a little bit of umph to it I know you all love me for making you look prettyful

Now for the latest on Lounge a.k.a everyones second home... It's gone through a little redecoration itself and for the regulars there, you have do admit... It does look pretty fly... The new wallpaper does make it look more club like and the colors chosen throughout the place pretty much sums up the feel of Lounge! The bombing... Hmmm... I kinda got pissed at the fact that the bombing in front of the DJ booth is blocked by all the homo's trying to get close to the fan.. The one thing that we're all having to get used to is the fact that the walls around the couches are gone Feels a bit weird knowing that now EVERYONE can see what we're doing... In a way it's a good thing but as I said... Takes a bit of getting used to...

Oh and another thing... Never do favors for people at Lounge :("> I got headbutt by an asshole for trying to make sure that his hat didn't get stood on... Idiot...

Ohhhh and .. and.. I now remember why I hate random Indian chicks I don't know... No offense to the ones I know now, ya'll are my friends cause ya'll are cool... But my theory was proven correct last night... SLUTS! I never knew I looked that desperate for randoms to try and use me, but bitch... You can't hustle me! So like I was dancing with Lecta at Lounge and I had a drink that I didn't want cause I was trying to sober up... Then this random girl comes up to me and starts dancing up on me and goes "Can I have a sip of your drink" - I go sure... Then she walks a bit far so she could drink the whole thing... I didn't really care, that's one less drink I had for the night... Then she had the nerve to come up to me and start dancing up again and goes "Can you top me up with another"... Slut... Do you think I have a brain as tiny as yours?? So she gets a swift response... "Uhhhh na?" Then all night she was giving me the evils and I just laughed... Then she tried to get all dirty on another guy... BAKA!

*sigh*

So the holidays are starting... Party mode ON!

"Girl I've been shaking and aching trying to get to you and that booty!"
- T-Pain

Wooooo...

So I just got home from town... Had my shower and well I can't sleep.. Well I can, but I don't want to My cousin who I haven't spoken to for ages is online so I decided to have a chat with em...

Okay so now he's gone off... Urghh... I got sore feet! Don't ask me why but when I see some of my girl mates out, I just love to dance like I'm "with them" or "trying to get with em" (which I'm not! )... Especially if I know they have a boyfriend! The fact that I know they have a boyfriend makes it easier on me because they know, that I know, that they have someone, so we both know it's just friendly! I love to dance with someone without having to think about what they might think about it or get the wrong idea... Which was why tonight was soo much fun..! Thanks to all the Mangere College people who got down tonight

Anyway 11th of December is going to be a big night... Seems that my mum is giving birth earlier than expected! SO... I'm going to be an older brother? Amazing... Unfortunately, my mum still has sex... Honest to god this was how it went...

*Mum sends email to my brother, my sister and myself telling us she's pregnant...
*My brother reply's to everyone saying "You still have sex??!"...

NO LIES...

I'm somewhat excited to be an older brother and at the same time, I'm like.. WTF am I supposed to do? Meh... She'll be raised in America so HOPEFULLY she wont be too corrupted... One day I'll go there and take care of her... It's normal for the youngest to feel jealous normally but I'm not... To be honest I actually want to go there and be along side her as she grows up... I want to spoil her as much as I can... If I can buy shit for my mates out of generosity, imagine what I'd do for my own little sister? One day lil wun... You'll be my sober driver when I'm 40?

Anyway I'm dead tired... I need to have some shut eye... So good night hoe-mo's

"We be clubbin' till the day day we die, nigga ask the bartender if you think we lyin'!"
- Ice Cube

Hehe... So like my eye keeps twitching every now and again for some reason... Started about a week ago out of no where... Now from what I have read over the internet, it seems that it could be either one of the following...

i. I am stressed out
ii. I have been staring at a screen for long periods of time
iii. Some bitch is talking about me!
iv. All of the above...

I would pick iv considering that I am stressed out, I do stare at a screen for about 15 hours straight and everyone likes to talk about me - Cause I'm the shizz So that was one random thing I thought I'd share... So if you think I'm winking at you, stop being gay... I am definitely NOT hitting on you

So today is one of the biggest hoe's in the worlds birthday... Grandpa Russel Dias... Happy Birthday Homie... Dude I'm like honestly sure you're related to my teacher back in school

Anywhoooo... What's been going on in ma lil world? Well works gotten a wee bit annoying... It's not hard or anything, just more annoying! Our manager has gone on holiday for about 2 months (she's getting married), so we've all been delegated extra work... Considering the kinda person that I am, I can't be fcuked to do anything other than what I'm paid for... Though I guess it's about time I grow the fcuk up and finally take some responsibility... *Insert Tui ad* Yeah right! On a more serious note though, I will be working a bit more harder these days and who knows maybe I'll get a promotion/raise? It's only been like 1 months since I got my last promotion... I wouldn't mind another Greedy much?

I kinda don't really like it around here anymore though... I'm like cut out from the SAR team now cause they're like on the other side of the office... Plus Tina and Bella always forget to call me when they go for lunch... Stupid bitches.. Plus Ana's gone now too *sigh* Who next? Oh well... The new years coming so hopefully there will be a lot of change!

Well I have wasted enough time at work - Home time then off to town for some DOTA/WoW... Peace out homies...

"A change we can believe in"
- Barrack Hussein Obama

You've officially been Chopped and Skrewed!

Bleh... So I came home early from work today... I dunno why but I was just so tired and couldn't even think straight... So kinda didn't want to waste my time at work and have more shit dropped on me to do!

I'm just trying to think if it's my curse at any job... Once people find out that I can actually do something well - especially when it comes to computers - they drop more of their shit on me and assume that I want to do it... It happened in Microsoft and now it's happening at TelstraClear... I come in with the laziest look in the world for a reason at times - it's to show you that I'm too lazy to do anything other than what I am getting paid for! Bleh.. I best be getting a pay rise VERY soon or else I'ma make like a fetus and get the fcuk out of this bitch!

So my plan to stay away from the clubs is not going too well - actually considering how addicted I am, I would say I'm doing O.K! From going three days... to two days... the to only one! Not bad... Not bad at all... I'm making up excuses? Yea, kinda It's just that it's the wrong time to quit clubbing... I mean there are a lot of Uni students out now! Who knows? Miss Independent might even show up... Then again I've been saying that for over a month and I haven't seen her... Haha.... One day... Unless I already know you and it's only a matter of time

By the way - I have officially tested the whole "Guys think with their other head" theory... It was a startling revelation... Now go to this link...

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...

Now for MOST guys/people the lady will be turning Anti-Clockwise... This would be because you're using the left side of your brain... Now if you're someone who is emotional or anything it would spin Clockwise... Here's the interesting part for the guys - not too sure if this would work or not but for the most part it will... Think of a girl you really like and can't stop thinking about - think about those 'feelings' you have for her... Go to your "happy" place Or to speed up the process just go watch some porn Now once you've done either... Go back to the picture and do you notice how it's turning Clockwise now? Amazing huh? So when it comes to the right hand side of the brain for the guys... It's triggered by sexual things really... Hence the saying "Guys think with their other head" - Some guys automatically see it turning Clockwise... If you do - You're most likely gay... Enough said

Peace out hollywood